Ladies and Gentlemen. It pains me greatly to say this, but new information has come to light which had lead me to the conclusion that magic, in fact, is not real.

You can of course image what incredible shock I received at this news.


Magic not real?!


After careful deliberation I have discovered that this is in fact correct. Everything I ever did or said was a lie. My magical second personality fooled my conscious brain into forgetting my left hand existed and my evil magical second personality took it over. It used this phantasm to convince me I was creating genuine sorcery for entertainment. When I happened upon the revelation that prestidigitation is inauthentic I suddenly became self aware of my own blindness. I was no longer was in control of my magic, it was in control of me.

I feel terrible for the tens of twenties of people that I deceived with this chicanery. A snake oil salesman, who actually believed he was magical. A crime against humanity. A horrible embarrassment.

I am officially retired from the world of professional magic. Certain exceptions will be made, inquire at the.greater.alexander@gmail.com.

Vanderbilts' Variety Show this Friday

Worried about the lack of good magicians on a Friday night? Now you can sleep in peace! 

This Friday come to The Vanderbilt's Variety Show at 315 4th Avenue in Park Slope. FREE SHOW starts at 8 PM. You definitely won't regret it at all.

I'm back in New York and will be appearing this Monday (7/2/12) at the good ol' Casual Sketch open mic night at Identity Bar on East 6th St. between Avenue A and Avenue B. The show is in the lower level just down the stairs. Come join me for a night of magic and comedy. If you can't make it, worry not, I've got something up my sleeves I'll reveal very soon...