Sunday, August 18, 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen. It pains me greatly to say this, but new information has come to light which had lead me to the conclusion that magic, in fact, is not real.

You can of course image what incredible shock I received at this news.

Magic not real?!

After careful deliberation I have discovered that this is in fact correct. Everything I ever did or said was a lie. My magical second personality fooled my conscious brain into forgetting my left hand existed and my evil magical second personality took it over. It used this phantasm to convince me I was creating genuine sorcery for entertainment. When I happened upon the revelation that prestidigitation is inauthentic I suddenly became self aware of my own blindness. I was no longer was in control of my magic, it was in control of me.

I feel terrible for the tens of twenties of people that I deceived with this chicanery. A snake oil salesman, who actually believed he was magical. A crime against humanity. A horrible embarrassment.

I am officially retired from the world of professional magic. Certain exceptions will be made, inquire at